Not A Paper Cup

In July of 2007, London designer Anya Hindmarch's "I'm Not A Plastic Bag" caused such a commotion that some retail outlets were sold out of the awareness-causing environmentally trendy shopping statement in 29 minutes. The product idea was simple - create a reusable bag and prevent cheapo plastic bags from contributing to ever-growing landfills, or that vortex of plastic in the Pacific Ocean.

We've got the caffeinated version of that very same product. "I Am Not A Paper Cup," the packaging says. Designed to look like you just stepped out of one of those hip and trendy coffee megachains with a triple grande one-percent two-pump hazelenut no-foam crappuchino with one of their paper-cups. In actuality, you may have made a simple pot of Folgers at home with a blue-packet of sweetener and a glug of milk. Maybe your coffee's not "gourmet" but you can look like you're drinking some of the expensive stuff.

What's more, you're able to simply wash and reuse that cup indefinitely. The cup itself is ceramic and double-walled for extra thermo-goodness. Fill the inner chamber with hot water and keep the coffee warmer longer!

Mana Energy Potion

More Mana = More Power

You've been there before. You are playing your level 70 priest and are about to cast Circle of Healing to revitalize your group during a raid in the bowels of Azeroth's nether regions. But alas, you've been playing for 40 hours straight, and you fall asleep before you can cast the spell. And then everyone in your group dies. And then they all hate you. All because you couldn't stay awake. Loser. Well, let us deliver your salvation from this impending disaster. Let us gift you with more Mana - Mana Energy Potion, that is.

Mana Energy Potion was created with gamers in mind. Each tiny shot (in perhaps the coolest bottle ever) gives you as much get-up-and-kill as 2 Red Bulls® or 4 cups of office coffee (i.e. the crappy kind). Each shot is sorta sweet/tart in a delightful way and will load you up with caffeine and tons of brain boosters (and yet, no sugar). If you want more Mana in your game, then you need more Mana Energy Potion in your life. Mana Energy Potion - because licking your monitor is dumb.

Each six pack contains 6 (duh) 1.69oz (plastic) bottles of Mana Energy Potion (160 mg of caffeine per bottle).

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Slave Leia Poster

This poster measures 24" x 36" and comes rolled.

Nothing more needs to be said.


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X-mini Capsule Speaker

That MP3 player you got for Christmas is awesome, but when you hit the play button, nothing comes out. Why? It doesn't have a speaker, that's why! Manufacturers cram so much into those tiny gadgets, any speaker that would fit in there would, frankly, sound like crap.

Our simian sound scientists are smart monkeys. They figured out a way to create rich deep bass in a speaker no bigger than a hens egg! When we asked them how it's done, they just glared at us with those dark great-ape eyes and told us it was one of those trade-secret things. Weird.

The sound is incredible! Rich and loud and strong, this little speaker surprises everyone with how big it sounds. It's portable and rechargeable via USB, so you can take it anywhere you might need a big boost of sound.

Just pop open the capsule and extend the speaker - this opens the resonance chamber, increasing the bass response even higher. Plus, at a full-charge, it can run for nearly 8 hours! It's electric awesome in the palm of your hand.